OT Telstra calling...........Grumpy Old Man answers
Submitted: Friday, Jan 18, 2008 at 16:47
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Willem
I am deep into my Nana nap this arvo when the plurry siren goes off next to me
Hello?
This is Telstra, Sir.
Yes?
Are you Mr X, Sir?
Yes.
Can I verify yoiur date of birth please Sir?
What for?
To know that you are Mr X
You rang me
Yes Sir, but I still need to verify your details
OK ddmmyyyy
Thank you, Sir. I wish to advise you that this call may be monitored for teaching and coaching purposes and please tell me if you do not wish to do so.
Thats a load of bulls.h.i.t!
What??
I said its a load of bulls.h.i.t
SILENCE
I'm sorry sir but thats the way it is.
Yes but I don't need to and don't want to hear it. Anyway why are you calling me. Are you trying to sell me something?
No Sir, I am not trying to sell you something.
Then why are you ringing me?
I am ringing to see if you are happy with your plan
Ah! so that I can change my plan and spend more money with you.
No Sir.
That's bulls.h.i.t
What?!!!!!
Look, go and annoy someone else
Hit KILL button
Bloody Telco's