OT Telstra calling...........Grumpy Old Man answers

Submitted: Friday, Jan 18, 2008 at 16:47
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I am deep into my Nana nap this arvo when the plurry siren goes off next to me

Hello?

This is Telstra, Sir.

Yes?

Are you Mr X, Sir?

Yes.

Can I verify yoiur date of birth please Sir?

What for?

To know that you are Mr X

You rang me

Yes Sir, but I still need to verify your details

OK ddmmyyyy

Thank you, Sir. I wish to advise you that this call may be monitored for teaching and coaching purposes and please tell me if you do not wish to do so.

Thats a load of bulls.h.i.t!

What??

I said its a load of bulls.h.i.t

SILENCE

I'm sorry sir but thats the way it is.

Yes but I don't need to and don't want to hear it. Anyway why are you calling me. Are you trying to sell me something?

No Sir, I am not trying to sell you something.

Then why are you ringing me?

I am ringing to see if you are happy with your plan

Ah! so that I can change my plan and spend more money with you.

No Sir.

That's bulls.h.i.t

What?!!!!!

Look, go and annoy someone else



Hit KILL button



Bloody Telco's





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