Nightmare on Roach Street

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Evening All

I spent a few hours last night planning our trip to the Warraweena Soiree on 7 July 07, and went to bed thinking how we would get there a day or two earlier than most, and have a look around etc etc .prior to getting into the serious ‘drinking and talking’.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell! Trendsetters

Had a dream didn’t I, actually more like a nightmare.

I dreamt that Roachie was our trip leader and he was allegedly taking us on the ‘trip of a lifetime’.

For whatever reason, I woke up and never ever did get an outcome as to what Roachie ended up doing, however I can categorically state that I have been in groups that Roachie has lead on a number of occasions over the past year or two, and it always ends up at the ‘where the Faqwi’ tribes village seeking directions. (LOL)

If I see you putting on the Leaders hat Roachie, I am hiding in the long drop until you leave with your troops (Blind leading the Blind) ROFLMAO.

I will however be there in my official capacity as the YP 4WD clubs Mexican Ambassador, which has attached diplomatic immunity from all things bagging and hanging the Chit on.
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Reply By: Member - aussichef (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 01:12

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 01:12
well ken
Hi been along time
i worry about your dreams lol if all u have to dream about is roachie hahahahah
The bride & i will be there , we are following roachie etc
so we should see u there eventually hahahahah
warren
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:22

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:22
Good to see you again Warren.
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Reply By: Brew69(SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 06:19

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 06:19
Hmmm...did this dream involve honey icecream too???

Looks like the YPWD club will be there in force. Cya there.
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:48

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:48
Oi! will you please shut up about that 'bee cream' thing.
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Reply By: Member - Brian H (QLD) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 07:19

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 07:19
So Lucy what your saying is ... whom ever is in Roachie's group should take this tip off to include, as an extra to thier camera ......warm cloths, extra food, drinks, sleeping gear, extra fuel if DDS (Disfunctional Direction Sysdrome) really kicks in with Roachie.

Of course it could all be a dream :) ROFL what a funny dream

Brian
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:48

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:48
A b s o l u t e l y!
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Reply By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 08:18

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 08:18
Okay Mr Smarty Pants!!!!!!

I bought a 4 wheel drive so that I could see things that I might not have been able to get-to in a standard car. Now, I figure it wouldn't be a heck of a lot of fun if I took the most direct route to/from any particular destination. (side-note: This is kind-of the same reason I used to hit the little white ball from one side of the fairway to the other.....and sometimes even backwards.....when I used to play that stupid game known as "golf").......

However, I now realise that not everybody shares my desire to travel 400klm to get from A to B which may happen to be only 100 klm apart.

Sooooooo....the answer is; a compromise!!!!!

In future, I will only lead a trip in an "outward" direction. Once it is deemed by all concerned that I have successfully managed to find the WTFAreWe tribe, I shall (reluctantly) hand over the trip-leader duties to another participant; one with less diversity of mind.

In that way we will have the best of both worlds.......I will take you places even YOU have never dreamt of and then somebody else (a boring old fart like Pesty for example) cna be in charge of using all manner of wizardry (eg: a map or maybe even a GPS) to get the group back to intended destination by the most direct (read "boring") route known to man.......

Geez I never cease to amaze myself.............;-)))))
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:51

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:51
Maaaaaaaaaaaate!

I am going to be as close to you on any of trips as 'baby chit is to a nappy'.

I am not going to miss a thing.

And by the way I hopefully ironed out all my 'hiccups' at the OBC.

So I'll be free to concentrate on you.

(ROFLMAO)
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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 20:38

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 20:38
Does that include getting lost, geographically misplaced, at lake Torrens a few weeks ago, because you wouldnt listen you you VERY patient wife, when she told you that even the Pus Bucket wouldnt walk on water???

LOL

Cheers Pesty
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 21:16

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 21:16
Yoohoo Mr Pesty.

Have I missed something re Lake Torrens 'a few weeks ago'.

Could you please elucidate further, especially regards the geographically lost thing whilst attempting to prove a 10tonne Chev 'walks on water'

Any pics of this alleged occurrence.

Oh! what a feeling - T****a
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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 21:23

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 21:23
Not a pic type of incident, but he was part of the group that lead us astray, he eventually listened to his wife, well was hen pecked to turn around and we all lived to see another day LOL
We did find a lone traveller out there as well who travelled with us for 24 hrs back to safety, not sure WHO he was looking for ??? hahaha
The rest of the detail will have to be said around the camp fire at W.

Cheers Pesty
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 22:14

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 22:14
No piccy's = No proof = It didn't happen!!!!

Fair dinkum you blokes!!!! You come up with some unbelievable bloody stories at times. Trouble is, you make 'em soooo unbelievable that guess what??? .........nobody believes 'em!!!!! hahahaha
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 22:31

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 22:31
Nerves starting Roachie??????

The 'eyes of a 1000' will be upon you this weekend Roachie, all watching, waiting for you to 'perform'.

Me, I think I'll just bury myself in a case of Cascade 'lemonades' with Brew and let it all pass me by.

Now if you could/can just lead the Aussie Chef to Warraweena without any mishaps then allowances will be made.

SWMBO has just ordered me to stop bagging you and get off the puter.

So goodnight all
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Reply By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 08:32

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 08:32
Heh you lot you have all got it wrong.
I can tell you from many painful experiences DONT let Roachy lead in the first place!!!
For one he will always be almost outa radio range from the group cos he will be way off with the pixies.
He gets geographicly misplaced with regular manotomy.
You pull up for a chat at a place of interest and Roachy is pulling out , he has let Annette out for a 4.6 sec photo and hes gone outa there, probably so we dont see him with the crank handle jammed in the front of the old chev truck gettin it going again. LOL

See ya all there Fridee night, Pesty
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:52

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:52
I know where you are coming from and fully support your comments.
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Reply By: Redback - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 08:33

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 08:33
Note too self;

"Don't drink the water in South Australia"

Baz.
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:54

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:54
Dead right there.

Never do myself, always carry it in from Mexico where it is certified fruitfly free.
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Reply By: Member - MUZBRY (VIC) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 08:51

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 08:51
Gday Roachie
I'll go with you old son,I work on the principle that you can't get lost when on holidays,just missplaced.....
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:55

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:55
Pesty and I are going to be there to look after him Muz.

Its the least we can do for our Captain.
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Follow Up By: Brew69(SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 18:28

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 18:28
As long as Bill is leading and Brew is tail end charlie we will never have a problem.
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Reply By: Willem - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 08:54

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 08:54
Hmmm a slip of the tongue on my behalf.

In future I shall remember to keep important information away from you, Lucy, as it seems that the smallest bit of info gives you sleepless nights.....LOL

Cheers
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Follow Up By: Member No 1- Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 17:13

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 17:13
i hope roachie aint one of the leaders
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Reply By: Des Lexic - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 09:24

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 09:24
OK So I've been on little trips that Roachie has been on BUT I've never been on one where he has been trip leader. It could be an interesting experience. LOL.
I do recall a club trip to Tiddy Widdy Beach and he turned up 36hours late. At the time, I just thought that he had other things to do as it was only about 40k's away from his place. Now I realise that he was so lost that he took that much time to get there. Geez Roachie, you are a worry.
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:21

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:21
Des

I think we are going to need each other for 'back up support' here.
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Reply By: Trevor R (QLD) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 09:40

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 09:40
As a professional dream reader Lucy, I can tell you, you are one very mixed up soul. For starters, dreaming about one of your fellow 4wd mates is a sign of your desire to get down and dirty more often at home and for this I feel sorry for you, flowers should fix that problem.

Then there is the point about Roachie leading, this is your inner self struggling with the fact that a Toyota owner is worthy of the position of trip leader but rarely is given this esteemed role. I'm sorry ol son but there is a reason for this and it is something that needs to be understood by you. The fact that your dream never got an outcome is re-enforcement that this point will never change.

I am a bit surprised that you confess to lurking around public ammenities on a website like this, but then, Toyota owners never cease to amaze me with thier train of thought most days.

I would rather find out about the wherethefugawi tribe on a foray as opposed to being part of the fugantooscared tribe that never go out of the comfort zone.

I will look forward to Warraweena and "hanging the chit", as a non-member of the YP 4wd club I have diplomatic immunity when it comes to all manner of dealing with ambassadors of said club. ROFLMAO

See you there with state pride showing. All TIC of course.
Trevor.
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:06

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:06
Ah! Dr. Trev.

I see your 'dream interpretations' are designed to unhinge the patient to such an extent, that they have to sign on for a years consultations during which you do your utmost to convince them that Nissans aren't the overheating poormans version of a 4WD that they are and not worth a pinch of chit.

This is called 'brain washing' and false advertising, especially if you manage to subvert one of these poor souls into trading their far superior Toyota for a 'Missan Nissan'

Hmmmmmmm! I can see an US & THEM camp coming up (LOL)

See you there.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 18:15

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 18:15
Trevor, Will you promise to do me a favour please? On any trips we go on, can you act as tail-end-charlie and pick up any toyota bits that you find laying on the road? If you find any whole toyotas that have expired (quite likely), please push them off to one side of the track (next to all the others that will no doubt be there already).

In particular, it is likely there will be an Endless Air compressor that will fall off the droop-carrier from hell (or is Lucky bringing the Jeepney to Warraweena?) and probably a funny looking toboggan-type thing which will be the bonnett off the droopy. hahahahaha

Oh, I am sooooo looking forward to seeing how many toyotas expire on the weekend........hahaha
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Follow Up By: Trevor R (QLD) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 19:18

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 19:18
Tail-end-charlie is my usual role up here as well. Even us QLD'rs understand the need to have a reliable back-up for those less than fortunate souls that put up with the pitfalls of "the other 4wd" so as to be able to enjoy the fruits of a real 4by.

I too will not be fulfilled until at least one yota lets it's owner down. So long as Mr Lucy brings that overweight bucket of bolts along, I am sure I will go home happy. :-)))))))))) CYA's there.

Trevor.
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 21:19

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 21:19
Yep! nothing like two 'pajeros' swapping stories.

(ROFLMAO)
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Reply By: Skippy In The GU - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 09:48

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 09:48
Roachie can also get lost by being tail end charlie !!! :-)
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Follow Up By: Member - Brian H (QLD) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 16:31

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 16:31
ROFLMAO now thats funny.

Brian
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 18:17

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 18:17
SSSHHHHHH....That is definitely NOT funny blokes.......

True; but NOT funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahaha
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Reply By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:47

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 10:47
Aw! Skippy

That was definitely below the belt, but I Like it.

Roachie is a never ending reason/incentive to visit SA on a Regular basis cause there is always a new Roachie story on the 'shoot the chit' agenda.

Actually I will be bringing up the re-arranging, panel beating, re-profiling of the gull wing door on the rear tray of the 'crank handle' started Chevy he drives.

It will be top item of the camp fire story telling agenda because apparently no one who witnessed this event is allowed to talk about it when he is around. Must have been a real 'embarrassment' event.

See you all there.

PS

Oooooooh! Roachie! (ROFLMAO) I'll be in your group, wouldn't miss it for quids.
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:54

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 11:54
Ken, you are one sick dude. Thats all I can say.
You have my permission to talk as much as you like about Bills short commings and I'm sure Pesty will back you all the way. Perhaps you could have a fine session and any money raised donated to a good course.
Oh! by the way I have pictures of Pesty being pulled out of seaweed by a Nissan when he came to an abrupt halt on a trip recently! I bet he didnt tell you about that!!

Have a good day and give my regards to Deidre.
Annette.
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 13:59

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 13:59
No he didn't Ms A.

Do we have a pic of same and whilst on the subject of pics, how about a forum post of one re the 'winged gull' .

Ooops! forgot, not supposed to mention that. (LOL)

Des, Pesty and myself will be there to protect you Annette when he trys to shift the 'muckup' from himself to your good self..

Should be a good weekend all round.

See you there.

K

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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 18:19

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 18:19
Fortunately neither Annette nor my-good-self has the knowledge or ability to post photos on here (apart from adding them to the 12 allowable on our Rig details section).

I am not ashamed of my little accident.....As I said in our club's newsletter:

I was not overly attached to that gullwing anyway; in the same way that it ended up being overly attached to the bloody truck!!!! hahaha
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 19:17

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 19:17
Okay you bunch of desperados......I have now spared no expense to my limited quantity of still-functioning grey-matter and have managed to upload a few more pics of the mighty Chev-Nissan, replete with busted gull-wing. You'll have to refer to my Rig Page to have a look at piccy's 10, 11 and 12. The one with the 3 handsome dudes man-handling the door, was taken only a few minutes after the actual event. If you look very carefully at the @rse of the tall bloke in the middle (me), you may just happen to notice a nasty brown stain, occasioned milli-seconds after the point of impact!!!! hahahaha.....
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 19:34

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 19:34
!MPG:23!

See if this works? If it does....it's a piccy from my Rig page of Pesty stuck in a tiny little bit of seaweed..... hahahaha
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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 19:39

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 19:39
Sorry.....wrong pic that time.....it didn't show clearly enough that the recovery vehicle is a ..............wait for it................... NISSAN PATROL!!!!!!!!!!!

!MPG:23!
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Follow Up By: Kev M (NSW) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 20:09

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 20:09
Roachie,

What ever happened to Lucy's part 2 of the KI adventure

Still waiting for the follow up.

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Follow Up By: Member - Roachie (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 20:30

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 20:30
Kev,

Even Lucky needs to time to dream-up the b/chit stories he writes. I know that sounds bloody difficult to believe.....but it's true!! Despite being absolutely FUL of chit, he still needs to "manufacture" enough m a n u re to make everybody laugh!!!

Me, on the other hand, have only got to tell the truth about my fellow club members and it makes everybody smile. The truth is stranger than fiction!!
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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 20:33

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 20:33
Whata load Roachie, what it was is me pulling a nissan back from the sand hill, it got that scared at the site of the said 50cm sandhill it stopped hahaha, heh skippy???

Anyway Mr Roach at least I lead the group along the impassable beach, not like you, refusing to travel on it until at least 15 vehicles and smoothed it out for you!

Oh the camp fire stories will be worth it no matter what else happens at Waraweena hahaha

Pity Roachy didnt use his high tec skills and show us the pic's of the nissan bogged to the axles behind this said shot ???

Must be a real bugga, Roachy having me on EO and in his 4wd life, telling the truths about his activities, Imagine the mountains of bull that would go on here if he was allowed to run unchecked!!!

Cheers Pesty
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 21:27

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 21:27
Kev

Pt 2 was just a continuance of Pt 1, I don't think the nightmare ended fopr Annette until they arrived back inthe safety of the Kadina sanctuary.

All I can say is - Thank the Lord Pesty is with us as a corroborator of these Roach-isms and to save is sorry butt when I am not there.

Yep! sure is going to be one doosie of a weekend on 7.7.07
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Follow Up By: Skippy In The GU - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 22:19

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 22:19
No you weren't bogged Pesty, didn't your grandson kick the transfer box gearshift into neutral?

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Follow Up By: Member - Pesty (SA) - Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 23:10

Thursday, May 31, 2007 at 23:10
Nah I just decided to STOP! LOL
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