BONZ Just won Tatts lotto

Submitted: Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 01:03
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Well nearly as good - for him anyway.

Guess what trendsetters BONZ ( Captain everything Nissan) isn’t taking that 3.0L heap of Nissan Chit of his to the OBC 07 this year, something about reliability or some such thing.

Noooooooooooo! He is going to drive a ford up there. Maybe the current XR6 or a ‘Territory’ similar to the one he was ‘test driving’ when I rang him a few days ago.

Now for the punch line – is he going to be driving the XR6 or fuel guzzlingTerritory around the very rugged, nasty back blocks of Broken Hill whilst performing his OBC 07 duties. Again Noooooooooooooooooo! he is not. HE IS GOING TO DRIVE A BORROWED 100 series trendsetters.

YES! Captain all things Nissan is going to have his butt in a 100 series for at least a week and come to think of it he will be enjoying the luxury of a Troopy for the other week.

I reasonably suspect it’s another ‘test drive’ session with the view of replacing that 3.0l thing with a decent , reliable off road machine. ( can’t think why he doesn’t just buy a JEEP and be done with it).

Keep reading cause we are just getting to the good part.

I keep asking myself why would anybody with a sane, lucid, coherent and educated mind ,ever think of letting ‘Arthur BONZarelli (chit relo of the FONZ) borrow his/her 100 series.

The only reason I can come up with, is that they want to secretly test out how rugged a 100 series really is, and knowing what a major chit magnet young BONZ is, decided to see if he could/can break it.

So where is the money going to be laid – on BONZ or the 100Series

This could make a great episode for ‘Survivor’ (ROFLMAO)
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Reply By: hiab - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 01:13

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 01:13
misheard someone the other day talikng about a "cheap cherokee". i wondered ," what would somone want with a cheap indian."
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:07

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:07
Hiab

I can assure you that there is no such thing as a 'cheap cherokee'

A 'bankruptcy inducing cherokee' maybe, but never ever cheap.

But you will never ever know unless you have a go (LOL)
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Reply By: Bonz (Vic) - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 05:56

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 05:56
I just hope YOU dont get voted off the Island (Hill) hahahaha

Classic Lucy!
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Follow Up By: Member - JohnR (Vic)&Moses - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 06:53

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 06:53
Yes, vote him off the island. Don't let him be king of the castle.
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Follow Up By: Des Lexic - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 10:30

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 10:30
Bonz can break anything EXCEPT a 100 series.
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:15

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:15
Ah! Moses

You have obviously been imbibing big time on that 'snake bite anti-venene' you keep in those 750ml bottles.

You will be the first person to get a pic of the said BONZ with his butt in the 100 series.

Poncing around B/Hill and Nundooka like an 'alley tom cat with a prize cannary', however in this case it will be an 'eagle' that will be too much for him to handle.

(LOL)
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:31

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:31
BONZ

It is respectfully suggested that you change your name to MISSIN NISSAN after the 100 series conversion.

ROF with tears in my eyes LMAO x 1,000,000
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:44

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:44
Des, I am in no way planning on breaking anything, in fact all that has bruk in 3 OBC's has been ONE tyre.

Now let me list Lucy's damages in TWO ONLY OBC's.

Oh I dont have the time hehehehe
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Reply By: Member No 1- Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 07:28

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 07:28
he''ll wonder why he hasnt felt class till then..... when his bum hits that seat!
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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:29

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:29
There should be plenty of pics and first hand accounts of the BONZ-isms and antics whilst on this adventure/trip.

Des Lexic and I intend to ensure there is an adequate record for the forum.
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Reply By: Al & Mrs Al (Vic) - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 07:48

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 07:48
Hmmm...

I think the owner of the said 100 series is under the impression that Captain Nissan is going to drive it up to BH, as he doesn't return from the West til the 10th of May and is then intending to hitch ride up on the 11th with a Crazie dude.

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Follow Up By: Member - 'Lucy' - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:26

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:26
Lyn

You may as well remove that pic from you profile as it(the subject vehicle) won't be there after the OBC 07.

You will find it at Terang or Timboon with the 'two of them' siting inside the cab drooling like a pair of 'pajeros'., wondering :-

Why oh why did we ever waste our money buying those other things.

Yep! can just see it now - both of them sitting there, crying tears of blood and consoling each other by sending wireless emails to each other across the cabin void on their brand new matching HP tablets.

The young HP guru verbally telling the old HP challenged dude how to operate his tablet ,so that he can receive the young guru's wireless email. (ROFLMAO)

It started off with Laurel & Hardy, then Abbot & Costello, then Dad & Dave and now it finishes with BONZ & MOSES

I think I might go on that note.
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Reply By: Des Lexic - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 10:27

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 10:27
I can't wait to here the report at the end of the trip and the excuse that he comes up with as to why he should buy a 100 series.
Bonz, when you get back, give us a call and we'll see if we can work something out.
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Follow Up By: Bonz (Vic) - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:41

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 11:41
I'll mention it to you when you are there
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Reply By: Dave Thomson - Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 15:53

Wednesday, Apr 11, 2007 at 15:53
Bonz you can be forgiven anything, except buying a FORD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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