Post Christmas safety haze :o))

Dave

I can relate to the bottle opening with teeth stuff.

Now later in life there are no teeth left where there once were...lol

Cheers

I heard this one about a mining OH&S coordinator who was injured when he used the Vehicles battery as a axle stand while working on the car

"Anyone got the equivalent for working on the fourbie??"

Bonz, where are you ?????

Only joking mate :)))))

Exploroz Gathering Injuries

Since inception EO gatherings have brought with them numerous injuries. Here is a summary to date.

13 members plastered after numerous Glayva abuses

76 concussions after members slapped their foreheads watching others attempt seemingly impossible tasks

16 members passed out after holding their breath waiting to see what Roachie, or Lucy would attach to their relative vehicles next. This total is expected to increase.

One stupid member almost died of embarrassment when the reciprocating saw he was using to trim the plastic ends of his battery jumped back and punctured the battery - there were no acid burns however.

8 confirmed cases of dislocated shoulders from Nissan owners slapping each other on the back. 143 similar cases from Toyota owners, one fracture.

One case of thirst when Diamonds Waeco broke down at Landcruiser Park. He has NEVER recovered and suffers nightmares regularly.

186 cases of sore throats from talking, chatting, reminiscing and cavorting members who failed to properly lubricate their throats.

Since 2001, 540 members have had their foot removed from their mouth. This is commonly done with a boot applied to the other end of their body. The procedure is commonly carried out several times by many other members.

Unlike these people, if you're not part of EO you're definitely missing out.