Oh No!!! How low can he go???

Officeworks?

Reminds me of my brothers yearly fishing trips up to Coral Bay.

After camping in a large tent on the beach with 4 other blokes, and out fishing in the boat every day for about ten days, things tend to get a bit smelly. On the way home, he would stop at a road house for showers and stuff, and put the shorts and Tshirt they have been wearing in the bin, and drive home in a fresh set.

Boys will be boys.

Lone Wolf, when you get 'em, my suggestion is this...... eat two tins of Stagg brand extra hot tinned chilli and beans, some dried apricots, bag o' prunes and a couple of remote roadhouse 2 week old bain-marie Chiko rolls washed down with a carton or two or warm Emu Export (WA beer) followed up with a 1,000km's of corrugations.

This should about leave you with the minutes of the last North Sydney Council meeting 'on paper'.

I don't think this will result in a true 'hard copy' however.

When I was doing exploration work, we each used to carry a few little flannels with us for a daily 'bird bath' (water was precious) of face, hands, sac and quoit. The big trick was to remember what flannel washed what. This prevented the unpleasant syndrome commonly known as 'baboon bum'.

BTW Q - What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one?

A - The taste......

I recall it being said on this forum in the past that any item worthy of being packed must have at least 2 uses or it should be left behind.

I think you should look here for your answer:

http://www.enjoy.co.uk/prodv/edible-undies-for-him/462.html

cheers

Go to the chesp shop and buy undies for every day you are away. Burn the previous days' undies/vest in the brekkie fire. Too easy.