funnies

Hey come on roofscooter, the thing about this site is a lot of content is provided by us. How about you contributing to them too?

anyway here goes............

Inside the cage, hang a banana
on a string and place a set of stairs under it.. Before long, a monkey
will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he
touches the stairs, all of the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, all
the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another
monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace
it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the
stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the
stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new
one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous
newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a
third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every
time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not
permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating
of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys
have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again
approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as
they know that's the way it's always been done around here.

... and that, my friends, is how a policy development begins. Tax Law included.

Heard this one from a 7 year old, it cracks me up !
Why do canibals refuse to eat clowns ?....... 'Cause they taste funny !
Happy Newyear
Obone

A Texas Tech graduate, a University of Texas grad and a Texas Aggie were sitting in a bar in San Antonio . The view of the river was fantastic, the beer was ice cold and the food exceptional. "But," said the guy from Tech, "I still prefer the beer joints back in Lubbock . There's one place where the owner goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy 4 beers, he will buy the 5th."

The Longhorn said "Well, at my local bar in Austin , the owner will buy your 3rd drink after you've bought 2."

"Hell, that's nothin'," the Aggie responded. "Back in College Station there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you've had enough to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And it's all on the house."

The Red Raider and the Longhorn immediately doubted the Aggie's claims. "And this actually happened to you?" asked the Tech grad.

"No, not myself personally," admitted the Aggie. "But it did happen to my sister!"

Happy New Year all. I thought you were in the 'Gong, Willem ?

Australian Capital Territory Birth Control

After their 11th child, an Canberran couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his local
veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have
anymore children.
The vet told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative,"said the vet, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in
ACT) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and
count to 10."
The Canberran said to the vet, "I may not be the sharpest tool in the
shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the veterinarian.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Congupna, Moyston, Elizabeth, Redefrn,
Coonabarabran, and parts of Tasmania.

your dead right dave. i see below that willem is up an about in his new, shiny red datsncogs ha.ha.ha.ha.